Welcome to Woodie's dodgey homepage. Not much to see because: 1/ i'm a boring person. 2/ its the middle of exams.(and if it isn't at the moment, just remember that it soon will be) and 3/ i'm lazy.
Like it says above, this page is not finished. (nor will it ever be!) hmm... what does one do with a web page? Just to be totally un-original, I'll stick in a picture of a (semi) naked woman.
Well, I like it. The original was a tad bigger and took ages to load, so
here's a smaller version I prepared earlier. This pic has been
my wallpaper on Windoze for a long time and I've sorta gotten used to her
face when using my puter.
If you would like to view the original (909 x 768, 167K) just click here. But be
warned, it does contain what some might call "rude bits". If you think
you might find a semi-naked female body offensive, dont view the
file.
Simple.
For the bored, the uninitiated or the just plain stupid, you could go to The Village Idiots Home Page.
Or you could do something totally fun and leave me mail by clicking here
For those with a lust for the bizarre, the wierd or the plain stupid, you can check out the Village Idiots Dikshonary, a dodgey publication of words not found in a regular dictionary. Well, it will be one day, when I get around to finishing it.
Visit Caroline's home page. Caroline's Page
Visit the site of the BMSMA clan. BMSMA
See the incriminating evidence! Evidence Page
Visit the Page of Mischevious Gadgets! Mischief Page
"Deep Thought" for the day...
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be
"Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then
I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at
it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would
probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw
fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.
-- Jack Handey
