REALJEFF.COM - Jeff's Quiz

with susannah kruger

Hi guys!

I know you all admire Jeff as much as I do. But how well do you really know the real Jeff? Probably not as well as you think! So why not take the Jeffery Kennett quiz - and you may be in for a few surprises. Neat!

Which of these questions concerning Jeff's private life is NOT true?

	1. Jeff has used government funds and assets to make money for his own advertising agency KNF
	2. Jeff has illegally sold alcohol without a licence, but successfully avoided criminal conviction
	3. Jeff has awarded big government contracts in exchange for share options and other kickbacks to both his family and himself
	4. Jeff has repeatedly been caught driving at speeds sufficient for immediate licence cancellation -- but each time has received no more than a warning
	5. Jeff was caught with blood alcohol above the legal limit -- but had the blood samples removed from the pathology lab
	6. Jeff's favourite nocturnal activity in Sydney is to butter up high-class hookers with cocaine and Dom Perignion -- later charged to the taxpayer as entertaining clients
	7. Jeff made comments on the Ray Martin Show about a rape trial in progress which was quite obviously in contempt of court
	8. Jeff has intimate relations with canines

Whatever you think the answer is, there's no denying that Jeff is quite a guy!