Misanthropic thought for the day (updated whenever I despise the world (or whennever my page needs a complete overhaul...)):
"Today I am happy, so you all get to live..."
My dog was bitten by a snake and died, I intend to wreak a terrible vengence on mother nature, I suggest you all go outside and say your goodbyes, pretty soon it will all be concrete, steel, glass, and nuclear waste...

Now the bit about my friends who are all neatly compartmentalised into sections of my life

Friend (Goofey name):


MURP people

Rob Shankley:
Who runs a cthulhu now game I'm in called Celebrity Skin
A picture of Agent Davis .
A field report I wrote for it that sucks. (in my opinion, Rob seems to like it though...)
Another field report (unfinished).


Liz (liz):
A strange yet compellingly fun woman, who is a constant bother due to her repeated violations of Section 6.
(I don't think she comes here just for the hunting:)
She does computery type things for the BusEco department, and like all people I know that work with computers, seems to spend all her time drinking coffee and surfing the web. She lives with Damien (see below). They own a dog... It needs to be shot (not killed, just shot. Might teach it to be quiet once in a while) She has a web page here but if you've seen it in the last 4 years or so I don't think it will have changed...


Damien (eccles):
The aformentioned partner of Liz. He also slacks off at the BusEco offices during the day. By night however, he is transformed into an evil GM of WoD products (Or so I hear. He's only ever GMed me at cons).
It is my theory that he intends to use his supernatural ranting abilities to prevent the rest of us from getting ulcers
(possibly by hogging them all for himself:)
Unofficial MURP photographer, his worthwhile contribution to the clutter that is the web, can be found here.


Kate (bast):
For someone who wanted to tear my throat out over the first thing she heard me say, we've become remarkably fast friends...
After some real stupidity on my part, we're friends again... yay!
(That is to say that the stupidity was what caused us not to be friends, not that I'm stupid for being her friend :)
Quotes:
"I AM NOT A GOTH!" [repeat to fade]


Kyle & Sarah:
One of my house mates. Artist, Webmonkey, and guy who stares at rocks. I'm still waiting for him to set himself on fire with his poys...
A small, bouncy, far too energetic young woman who missed out on the position of president by a mere handful of hastily scrbbled proxy votes. Now vice-president...
"I am _not_ going to nude jelly wrestle for the presidency"
Her: "We're co-presidents"
Me: "_Sure_ you are..."
*Thwack*


Julian (raven):
Poor, sweet, innocent Julian, when will you ever let us undress you.


Benji (benji) & Gab:
A cute and cuddly couple to the point of regurgatation
Notable Quotes:
[Paws windshield] "Geen, guh geen!"


Ken (nefilim) & Thea:
What can I say, he's a stand up, fall down kinda guy...
Even though I don't know her too well, Thea is an absolute scream (no, literally...)
El presidente...
"Woohoo! That was quick..."


Danny
The current MURP librarian. If only the poor fool had realised sooner that he didn't need to be a member of the SCA to be called stupid names and be hit with sticks. Altogether far too fond of the < FONT COLOR=""> tag, I would warn anyone who is epileptic to stay away from his homepage...
Young and inexperienced when he joined the club, all he needed was some good loving. I, of course, was only too happy to help him out...


Richard & Lyz:
Richard, a big, scary, sadistic, fluffy bunny of a man. Doesn't turn up to MURP much anymore, which is sad...
Ah Lyz, a true hedonist at heart, bwahahaha now I can afford to be like that...
Notable Quotes:
"I'm not taking you home, _you're_ too drunk!"
"Don't just ask me for a relationship, ask me for sex first..."
Lyz: I have a prehensile tongue...
Ken: So?
Lyz: It means I give good head...
Ken: So?


Jonus
Always plays female characters and now has a pair of leather pants!?!


Anyone who has a homepage that I didn't link to, mail me the url and next edit I'll put it up here. Anyone that feels miffed that they just plain missed out do more to appease me in future and you just might end up here...


Hmmm.... an odd amount of suspiciously blank space... :)