Software Links
Some Terms For Computer Enthusiasts
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PCMCIA
People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms.
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ISDN
It Still Does Nothing.
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Apple
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity.
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DOS
Defective Operating System.
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BASIC
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control.
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IBM
I Blame Microsoft.
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CD-ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months.
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OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too.
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WWW
World Wide Wait.
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MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not,
the Operating System Hangs.
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PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics.
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COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language.
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WINDOWS Will
Install Needless Data On whole System.
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MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers
Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers.
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