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Some Terms For Computer Enthusiasts
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PCMCIA People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms.
ISDN It Still Does Nothing.
Apple Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity.
DOS Defective Operating System.
BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control.
IBM I Blame Microsoft.
CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months.
OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW World Wide Wait.
MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, the Operating System Hangs.
PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics.
COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language.
WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On whole System.
MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers.

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Last Modified Wednesday 13 August 1997
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