The Longest Time.

To the tune of "The Longest Time" by Billy Joel(!)

Oh oh oh oh,
For the longest time,
Oh oh oh
For the longest time.
Once I was a clansman of McLeod,
Soon they tried to wrap me in a shroud,
But then I brightened,
And made my girlfriend frightened,
She will not forgive me for the longest time.

Soon I was exiled from my town,
Then a Spaniard decided to me drown,
And then while he chortled,
He explained I was immortal,
That means that I'll be 'round the longest time.

Oh oh oh oh,
For the longest time,
Oh oh oh
For the longest time.
Kurgen came and he wanted me to die,
But Remerez was all he could spy,
"Doesn't matter he said",
He just took my Spanish friend's head,
I guees he'll be dead now for the longest time.

Movies like this mean when they sell,
Executives think,
We'll cash in with sequels,
They should have thought once they'd begun,
There's meaning in the words,
That there can be only one.

Now I'm living in the modern day,
And I'm working in the USA,
I'm selling antiques,
And perhaps it sounds romantic,
But I've had some pieces for the longest time.

Now it's time for our Gathering,
It's time for some fun,
Decpitating,
We know that there can be only one,
Immortal alive,
And quite a lot of dead ones.

Kurgen and I are fighting with our swords,
It's surprising the damage that we cause,
And once I kill him,
I just want to go and tell him,
I'll be immortal for the longest time.

(C)1997 Original Billy Joel. Filked by Conrad Leviston.
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