IN THE TARDIS

To the tune of "In the Jungle".

In the Tardis, the quiet Tardis, the Doctor sleeps tonight,
He's set directions for London, England, let's hope he's got them right,

The Tardis lands in a barren wasteland, the Doctor feels a turkey,
'Cause he knows that he must have missed that left at Albuquerque.

Interlude

In the wasteland, the barren wasteland, the Daleks enter shot,
They're super-beings, designed to conquer, but look like pepper pots.

Robot monsters with machine bodies and super human brains,
With gun and plunger, they've come to kill you, and clean out all your drains.

Interlude, with basses singing "Exterminate"

The Daleks were once a race called Kaled, who had a Kaled senate,
'Til one day when a coup was lead by the Kaled Davros Kennet.

Davros rebuilt the Kaled body, and threw out what was left,
Turned them all into automatons, their consciences were Jeffed.

Interlude

The Daleks planned to subvert the humans, and rule all their affairs,
'Til the Doctor outsmarts his foe with a plan involving stairs.

The Daleks thwarted, the Doctor moves on, until they meet again,
In the meantime, the Doctor does much the same with Cybermen.

Interlude and end.


I have no idea who originally wrote this,
It was filked by Conrad Leviston, who was aided in this
misdeed by Nadine Cranenburgh. (C)1995