ROBOTS

To the tune of "Gaudete"

Chorus:

	Robots may not harm a human being,
	Nor through inaction let one come into harm

Repeat

Verse 1:

	The second law distinctly states
	To follow human orders,
	Hence the robot sales pitch,
	"We serve, can you afford us?".

Chorus
Verse 2:

	The Samurai were up in arms,
	"The third law is a worry,
	"A creature can't have honour if
	"It won't do Hari Kari."

Chorus
Verse 3:

	The great robot Psychologist
	Is Doctor Susan Calvin,
	When people say she's half human
	They don't mean she's half-elven.

Chorus (twice).

Originally a beautiful 16th century song.
Now a horrible filk by Conrad Leviston.
Also contains words by Isaac Asimov. (C)1995.