LONDO MOLLARI

To the tune of Lady Madonna


Londo Mollari, What's that on your head?
Makes me wonder how it is you sleep in bed.
Who's your protection, when your with your wives,
'Cause you've only got two eyes to their three knives.

Mordant came aboard without a suitcase,
Mister Kosh he tried not to confront,
To each ambassador he said to their face,
"What do you want?"

Londo Mollari's tastes are not perverse,
Just wants a Centauri ruled Universe.
Londo Mollari, you've just won a friend,
Ask us any favour and we will lend.

Fighting Narns with shadowy alliance,
Using your mass-drivers and your guns,
Narns are finding death despite defiance,
See how they run.

Londo Mollari, hands are dripping red,
Makes me wonder how it is you sleep in bed.


(C)1996. Original by Lennon, McCartney. Filked by Conrad Leviston. 
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