Outside the Deathstar

To the tune of "Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda"


Hello Mudda, hello Fadda,
Here I am out-side the Death Star,
In a little, x-wing fighter,
I just wish the hole I had to shoot was wider.

You remember, R2D2,
In the x-wing, it's just we two,
He'd be missing, C3P0,
But a fire came and burnt out half his diodes.

Chorus
I'd take you home, Oh Princess Leiah,
But it was blown, up by the Death Star,
Now your hopes all lean,
On a hood from Tatooween.

Wait a minute, here's Han Solo,
Well I never thought he'd follow,
For Darth Vader, it's tough cookies,
He was outgunned in a dogfight by a wookie.


(C)1995. Original words and music I'm not sure of. New
words by Conrad Leviston. May be reproduced for non-profit activities, as long as credit is given.