CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED BORG


This thing, called Borg,
I just, can't handle it,
This thing, called Borg,
It's not, irrelevant,
Assimilate me!
Crazy little thing called Borg.

This thin (this thing) called Borg (called Borg),
its got a hive (like an ant nest) mentality,
It swings (woo woo) it flies (woo woo),
In a custom made Rubick's Cube rocket ship,
I kinda like it,
Crazy little thing called Borg.

There goes Locutus,
He knows all of Star Fleet's tricks,
He's gonna shoot us,
And we don't have Wesley Crusher,
To get us out of this tight fix.

We gotta be cool, stay sane,
Rely, on an android brain,
Steal their program, re-write,
Make the Borg ship go to sleep tonight,
'Til we're ready,
Crazy little thing called Borg.


(C) 1994. Original words and music, Freddy Mercury.
Callously butchered by Conrad Leviston.