On Bab'lon Five (to the tune of "As Time Goes By") It's still the same old story, Centarii bent on glory, And burning Narns alive, The fundamental things apply, On Bab'lon five. You must remember this, A kiss is just a kiss, And Londo breathes a sigh, He's stuck with yet another wife, On Bab'lon five. Garribaldi is a man, Who knows where crim's should stand, As soon as blink an eye, He'll space the slime from out ' the hold, Of Bab'lon five. You'll see that in the end, The psi-corps is your friend, And if not, then bye-bye, You'll find that you've been reassigned, From Bab'lon five. Copyright (C) 1996 Conrad Leviston This work may not be performed or published without permission for the financial gain of any individual or organization and without credit to the author.