| Lot's Wife: | So who does my girlfriend STILL love? |
| YGSLM!: | Mark 'Disco Inferno' Williams
Pat 'Gangster of Love' Durkin Tim 'The Fresh Prince of Dead Air' Lee |
| Lot's Wife: | How do you respond to allegations that you are the #1 radio show in the country? |
| YGSLM!: | [they consult their lawyer] We Concur. |
| Lot's Wife: | What do you want to be when you grow up? |
| Mark: | mid to late eighties Ray Liotta. |
| Tim: | mid nineties Joe Pesci. |
| Pat: | late seventies to early noughties Bobby Deniro. |
| Lot's Wife: | What song would you like played at your wedding and/or funeral? |
| Mark: | 'Diamond Sea'/Sonic Youth (22 minute version) |
| Tim: | 'Born with a tail'/Supersuckers |
| Pat: | 'Oh What a lovely pair of coconuts' |
| Lot's Wife: | Could it be suggested that your constant claims that the lead singer of the Tea Party is/wants to be Jim Morrison are completely wrong unreasonable and unfounded? |
| YGSLM!: | No, Not at all. Have you ever seen both of them in the same room? No? We rest our case. |
| Lot's Wife: | Has the introduction of the new format of the Bill been to the shows detriment? And if so, can any of the blame be put on the reintroduction of Frank Burnside and the demotion of detective Jim Carver? |
| YGSLM!: | What was wrong with a shot of two pairs of Docs walking away from the camera? As for Frank, well he is the English Bobby Deniro. |
| Lot's Wife: | What was your motivation for doing a radio show? |
| YGSLM!: | Tim was interested in the experience and skills, Mark wanted to bolster his CV and Pat just wanted to impress beautiful babies at parties. |
| Lot's Wife: | Do you think that the name of your show perpetuates a sexist stereotype? |
| YGSLM!: | Are you breakin' our balls? |
| Lot's Wife: | Pat, what are your Top 5 Movies? |
| Pat: | Goodfellas, Casino, Taxi Driver, Cool Hand Luke, Dirty Harry. And The Untouchables. And The Man With One Red Shoe. And... |
| Lot's Wife: | So you like Bobby Deniro? |
| YGSLM!: | We dig him, Yeah. |
| Lot's Wife: | What about Michael Douglas? |
| YGSLM!: | He's going through a tough time right now - he's a Sex Addict don't cha know. |
| Lot's Wife: | Will you guys ever stop doing the show? |
| YGSLM!: | Right now, we're in our prime. |