101 Funny Jokes
The Pilot
Two members of the Lothian and Borders traffic police were out on the
Berwickshire moors with a radar gun recently, happily engaged in
apprehending
speeding motorists, when their equipment suddenly locked up completely with
an unexpected reading of over 300mph. The mystery was explained seconds
later as a low-flying RAF Harrier hurtled over their heads.
The boys in blue, upset over the damage to their radar gun, put in a
complaint
to the RAF, but were somewhat chastened by the reply which pointed out that
damage to police resources could have been considerably greater.
The Harrier's target-seeker had locked onto the 'enemy' radar and triggered
an
automatic retaliatory air-to-surface attack, but luckily for the two guys
on the
ground, the weapons systems were not armed.
Courtosy of Pilot Magazine
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