101 Funny Jokes
Little John and materials
In school one day the teacher decided that in science class she
would
teach
about materials.
So she stood in the front of the class and said,
"Children, if you could have one raw material in the world what
would it be?"
Little Richie raised his hand and said "I would want gold,
because
gold is
worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche."
The teacher nodded and called on little Susie. Little Susie said "I
would
want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold and I
could
buy a
Corvette."
The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny. Little
Johnny
stood
up and said, "I would want silicon."
The teacher said, "Why Johnny?"
He responded by saying, "because my mom has two bags of it
and you
should
see all the sports cars outside our house!!"
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