101 Funny Jokes
That Dirty Dog
Years ago while lying in my hammock and drinking JD from the bottle I
noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection,
to my dismay, I realized it was the next door neighbor's 10 year old
daughter's rabbit.
For years I had watch her come home from school and head straight out
to it's cage, free it and play with it in the yard. I knew today
would be no different and fearing for our dog, I had to think fast.
The rabbit was quite dirty, as if it had put up quite a struggle, so
I washed it off with the hose, combed it with the Dog brush and blew
it dry with the leaf blower.
Upon finishing it's grooming I hopped the fence and replaced back in
it's cage hoping it's death would be written off as "natural causes".
Back to the hammock and my JD.
Within the hour the neighbor's Volvo pulled in as usual and out
popped the little girl, and as usual she headed straight for the
cage. Only this time she stopped about six feet away and screamed:
"DDDAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Her father, panic stricken, stood looking at the cage. Being the good
neighbor that I am I rushed to fence and asked if there was anything
I could do. Her father less than calmly blurted, "What kind of sick
individual would dig up a little girl's dead rabbit and put it back
in it's cage?"
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