101 Funny Jokes
Once, Twice...
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in
a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.
The farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old
horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice." After a
little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't
say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and
shot the horse. His brand new bride raised all kind of heck with
him, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do." The farmer said,
"That's once."
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