101 Funny Jokes
Escaped Convict
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had
been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband
turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy
nightgown, and whispered,
"Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything
he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it & pretend
you like it. Our lives depend on it."
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel
that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really nice ass."
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