101 Funny Jokes
The blonde circle
A blonde is driving along the highway when she cuts off a truck driver
while overtaking. The truck driver flashes his lights and forces her to
pull over to the side of the road. The truckie gets out of his truck with
a stick of white chalk, walks over near the car and draws a circle on the
ground. He is obviously furious and demands that the blonde stand in the circle.
While the blonde is standing in the circle the truckie walks over to her
car and rips and destroys her leather seats with his bare hands. He then
looks over to the blonde and is mad as hell to see her with a smile on her
face. He then goes over to his truck and comes out with a brick and proceeds to
break all the windows in the car. Again he looks over at the blonde only
to find her with a big smirk on her face. Not quite understanding the
blonde's attitude the truckie pulls out a knife and slashes all the car's
tyres. Still the blond is snickering.
Almost at boiling point the truckie returns to the truck and produces a
sledge hammer with which he hammers the body work of the car with great
force. Only to turn around to find the blonde now laughing. Now fully
enraged the truckie yells at the blonde, "So you think that is funny do
you?"
Returning to his truck in an attempt to show the blonde that this was not a
laughing matter he grabs a can of gasoline with which he douses the car and
sets it alight only to find the blond in hysterics. At a loss to understand
these reactions he goes over to the blonde standing in the circle and screams
at her what is so funny?
The blonde pissing herself laughing replies,
"When you weren't looking I jumped out of the circle four times!!!!!!!!!!!"
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