101 Funny Jokes
The zoo
A guy applies for a job at the zoo. The head keeper of the zoo said,
"Your job will
be to clean out the elephant cage. But, I have to warn you it's
mating season and
they will jump on just about anything." "Don't worry," the guy
replied, "I've worked
with elephants before."
Half way through his first day he goes running in to the head keepers
office
screaming, "I quit, one of those elephants cornered me and now my
asshole is the
size of a basketball." "That can't be true," replied the head keeper,
"if you worked
with elephants before you know their penises are about as round as a
grapefruit."
"I know, I know," the guy screams, "but, he fingered me first!"
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