101 Funny Jokes
A parrot story
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was
fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary.
Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't
expletives were, to say the least rude. David tried
hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly
saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he
could think of to try and set a good example...Nothing
worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird got worse.
He shook the bird and the bird got more angry and more rude.
Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot
in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird
squawking, kicking, and screaming, then suddenly there was
quiet. David was frightened that he might have hurt the
bird and quickly opened the freezer door.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's extended arm and
said: "I'm sorry that I might have offended you with my
language and action and I ask your forgiveness. I will
endeavor to correct my behavior."
David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and
was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when
the parrot continued: "May I ask what the chicken did?"
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