101 Funny Jokes
At the Deaf Society
An Englishman ,a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give
speeches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an
impression on their audience.
The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his
colleagues starts by rubbing first his chest and then his
groin. When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him
what he was doing.
"Well" he explained" By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts
and thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls
and thus Gentlemen. So my speech started :Ladies and
Gentlemen".
On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself
I'll go one better than that English bastard and started his
speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his
head before also rubbing his chest and his groin.
When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing.
"Well" he explained" By imitating antlers and then rubbing
my chest and groin I was starting my speech by saying Deer
Ladies and Gentlemen".
On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself
I'll go one further than those mainland bastards and started
his speech by making an antler symbol above his head,
rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating
furiously.
When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing.
"Well" he explained," by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest
and then my groin and then masturbating I was starting my
speech by saying Deer Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me
great pleasure......."
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