101 Funny Jokes
The Olympian
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted
to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about
each other." He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other
as we go along." So she consented, and they were married, and went on a
honeymoon to a very nice resort.
One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got
up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a
two and a half tuck gainer, this followed by a three rotations in
jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like
a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and laid down on
the towel. She said," That was incredible!" He said, "I used to be an
Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each
other
as we went along."
She got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing
laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and laid down on
her towel hardly out of breath. He said, "That was incredible! Were you
an Olympic endurance swimmer?" "No." she said, "I was a hooker in
Venice
and I worked both sides of the canal."
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