101 Funny Jokes
Cyber Sex
A girl, let's call her Jen, is a junior in college attending
school in Colorado. Like all college students, she is wrapped up in
the partying and the wildness college life has to offer. Jen, being the
computer science major that she is, does, however, have a lot of
work to do on her computer. So when she's not out having a good time,
she's working her butt off designing computer programs and
installing software.
One day, soon after she had broken up with her boyfriend, she was
home alone on a Friday night for the first time in the three years
they had been dating. She was sad, alone and depressed, so she decided to
make a new homepage. While she was playing on the net, she decided to get
onto a chat line. Being the wild psycho she is, she logged onto a sex
line. Over the line, she met a guy who identified himself as Jeremy.
She started playing with him, gave a false name, saying her name was
"Katie," and started getting into detail about what she would like to do
to him with her tongue. He responded by telling her to picture being naked
while his hands ran over every square inch of her body. Soon they were
having cybersex. This went on for awhile, and then she got off the line
agreeing to meet him back on the line the following night.
Saturday night rolls around, and Jen, as 'Katie,' is on the line
with Jeremy again. They become even closer this night, and they
continue like this for a week. At the end of the week, they started
talking about other things and got into very intimate issues and feelings.
They became close, exchanging details about their lives, but Jen didn't
tell Jeremy she was in college, because she was afraid of sounding like an
immature college girl. She felt guilty, but after a few weeks, she really
liked this guy.
The virtual relationship carried on like this for months, and the
months turned into a year. By the end of the year, they had
exchanged their most intimate thoughts, but had never even spoken on the
phone.They were afraid of ruining the mystery.
'Katie' & Jeremy had done everything sexually possible over the net,
and they were affectionate as well, waiting for the day that they
could someday be together. Finally the time had come; they had to
meet each other. They were in love. They didn't care about age or
looks, but only for each other. Jeremy told Jen he thought she could be
his next wife. Jen was wary at first, but decided she didn't care how old
or ugly he might be. She loved him, and he was the only one she could feel
comfortable with.
They planned a trip to meet in Vail, Colorado. They were finally
going to see each other and spend the rest of the weekend together.
As Jen didn't want the hassle of trying to recognize someone she's
never seen, she said, "Why don't you just get a room? We'll meet
there, and that way there will be no mistake." Jeremy agreed.
Jen showed up at the resort first and checked in, telling the desk
lady to hold a key for the next party. She then went up to the
room. Wanting things to be special, she lit some candles and put on some
music. She stripped naked and climbed into bed under the covers,
deciding to surprise Jeremy when he got there.
The lights were out and the mood was right when she heard a key
in the door. She heard someone walk in and around the corner. She
whispered, "Jeremy?" A voice replied, "Katie?"
"Yes," she said, so he fumbled for the light and turned it on to see
Jen on the bed naked before him. Then next thing heard around the
world were two blood curling screams. Jen covered herself up, and
in her most humiliated voice said, "Dad?"
Now realize this really did happen.
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