101 Funny Jokes
The Crocodile
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the
alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my
genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll
then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for
witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped
his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The
gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed
a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The
gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals - unscathed as
promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. The man
stood up again and made another offer.
"I'll pay anyone A100 who's willing to give it a try."
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of
the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up.
"I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer
bottle."
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