101 Funny Jokes
The Genie
A poor Jamaican fisherman was shipwrecked on a desert island. He had lost
his boat, his livelihood and possessions. He was trudging round the island
in a dejected mood when he came across an old brass lamp washed up on the
beach. Remembering the tale of Aladdin and the magic lamp he rubbed
it........... POOF!
A Genie appeared. A Jewish Genie. "Vey!" he said. "Am I glad to be outta
there. Three hundred years I bin in that thing, my life and soul! What can I
do for you my boy?"
The Jamaican asked if the Genie granted wishes. "Wishes, Schmishes! Course
I do. I'll grant you two wishes, used to be three but I gotta think about my
margins"
"Well," said the Jamaican after some consideration "I'd like to be white and
surrounded by women."
"No problem" said the Genie,...... POOF! - the Jamaican was transformed
into a tampon.
Moral: Never do business with a Jewish Genie - there's always a string
attached.
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