101 Funny Jokes
Bar Bet
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I can pee
farther than anyone else"
"Yeah" the bartender says.
"Sure, and I can pee right on the spot from 75 feet away" the guy
says.
"Yeah right" the bartender says.
"It's true, in fact, I'll bet you 100 dollars that I cam pee
right into a beer bottle 75 feet away and not spill a drop" the
guy says.
"Go ahead" the bartender says smiling at the chance to make some
easy money.
So a beer bottle is placed on the floor 75 feet away. Then the
guy whips out his dick and starts peeing. He pees on the wall, he
pees on the floor, he pees on the ceiling and bar,he even pees on
the bartender. He pees everywhere EXCEPT in the bottle.
The bartender starts smiling and tells the guy to pay up. The guy
goes into another room, comes out a few minutes later with a big
grin on his face and pays the bartender.
The bartender then says to the guy, "Why are you so happy, you
just lost a hundred bucks?"
Then the guy says ""Well, I just bet the guys in the other room a
thousand bucks that I could pee all over your bar and not only
would you not mind, but you'd be smiling."
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