Power without abuse loses it's charm.
[Dr. Suter, in a C++ lecture]
"For those of you who were totally at C..."
Pessimist:
When faced with a choice between two evils, they choose both.
The exploding gift gag. I drew this series for 'Smurf Doom' but
never got any further. They looked reasonably nice when I tried them out
in regular doom.
"I had a recurring dream once."
"I don't blame anyone else for my one bad habit or I would have two."